Silverklädd slampa knullad hårt

I was skeptical from the very beginning, but so many people had told me about this cheating that I had to give it a try.

And if it turned out to be true and I didn't do it, I would regret it for the rest of my life.

Boy, was I pleasantly surprised.

I rubbed it. I shook it. But nothing happened.

But then...